Reporter interviewing a 105-year-old lady....
"What is the best thing about being 105?" the reporter asked. The old lady replied, "No peer pressure."
Some boy scouts from the city were on a camping trip. The mosquitoes were so fierce, the boys had to hide under their blankets to avoid being bitten. Then one of them saw some lightning bugs and said to his friend, "We might as well give up. They're coming after us with flashlights!"
No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
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